Myth #1: Gnome is an anagram of go men

As you read through this blog, you may come across some references to “go men”. This is because, although gnome and go men are not the same word, they have a very interesting relationship. Go men is an anagram of gnome—that means that if you rearrange the letters in gnome into a different order, you get go men! It works the other way around too—go men is actually an anagram of gnome.

But what does it mean? Well, there isn’t a specific meaning behind go men as far as we know (though if you have any ideas about it or about any other words in this post please let us know in the comments!). Anagrams are often used by writers to create code-like messages within their work. We don’t think there’s anything like that going on with these two words, but we do like how closely they’re related and how they comment on each other while also being very different things.

Myth #2: Gnomes point the way to treasure

As with many gnome-related myths, this one is preposterous. Gnomes aren’t treasure hunters. They don’t like traveling, the outdoors, or the sun—and they certainly don’t like humans. But why do people think gnomes are inclined to help others find treasure?

The truth is that there’s some confusion between garden gnomes and leprechauns. In reality, leprechauns are known for their gold and their craftiness; although they’re not in the habit of sharing it with anyone but Irish kings, they will lead you to a pot of gold if you can catch them.

Gnomes don’t have a lot in common with leprechauns in temperament or appearance (gnomes are small and stout while leprechauns tend to be tall and lanky). However, they do both wear green clothing—perhaps this connection has contributed to the myth?

Myth #3: Garden gnomes are European in origin

Gnomes are typically thought of as European in origin, but they have been exported to the United States and other parts of the world. While early gnomes were mostly made in Germany, some were also produced in England, France, and Belgium. Today, a number of American artisans have taken up the mantle of gnome-making and produce gnomes that are traditional or have a twist.

Many people don’t know it, but there is a rich tradition of American folk art featuring gnomelike figures that predates mass production by decades. In Appalachia and other areas in the deep South, these whimsical figures are called “whittlers” or “yard folk.” They can be found on lawns and porches wherever you go in these regions! A local artisan named Michael Gentry is famous for his yard folk sculptures made from wood scraps. These sculptures feature charming characters with pointed hats who look like they’ve stepped right out of a fairy tale!

Myth #4: Garden gnomes are usually male

Garden gnomes were originally fashioned in Schloss Thurn und Taxis in the 19th century, and the first gnome created was female. Her name was Grethel von Taxis, and she was made as part of a bet between her brother, Count Maximilian II von Taxis, and the Duke of Bavaria. The count thought that his garden would look more aesthetically pleasing with a female figure in it, but the duke insisted that men did not like to have women gazing at them from their gardens. They decided to settle their dispute with a wager: if Count Max could get another man to make a female gnome for him, he would win; but if he failed, he would lose his entire fortune. As you might guess by now, he succeeded and so won both his bet and Grethel’s hand in marriage.

Getting back to our original question: how many garden gnomes are male? Well currently there are approximately 50 million garden gnomes worldwide—and only 2% of them are female. This is largely due to society’s preference for male figurines in general; even nowadays we still see far more male action figures than female ones (further evidence suggests this gender gap is related to gendered marketing strategies). But however you feel about it personally: just remember that your garden gnome could be one of only 1 million females in existence today!

Myth #5: There’s only one type of gnome

You’re no doubt familiar with garden gnomes, and you may have heard about house gnomes as well, who are skilled in lending a helping hand around the home. Perhaps you’ve even seen forest gnomes featured in media such as the Lord of the Rings trilogy. But there’s a whole world of gnome diversity beyond these more famous examples!

For instance, did you know that there is an entire sub-species of gnome whose sole duty is to maintain good relationships between all other races of gnome? These peacemakers bear the name “gnomine”, and they’re renowned for their sweet tooths (sweet teeth?). It’s not uncommon to find them feasting on piles of chocolate piled high enough to reach their waists. In fact, these pile-dwellers are so into sweets that it’s hard for them to do anything but eat them—hence their role as full-time negotiators.

While garden gnomes typically keep watch over vegetable gardens, giant mushroom gardens known as “shroom patches” have been maintained by dedicated groups of shroom-loving hillbilly dwarfs since at least the early 1900s. These days it’s hard to find any bucktoothed dwarf who doesn’t have some form of gourd growing somewhere in their property—and if they don’t have one yet, they’ll be sure t’get started soon!

There is more than one kind of gnome.

It is true that there are many types of gnomes. In fact, every region has its own unique gnome population, with slightly different traditions, customs and folklore. Gnomes also come in a variety of shapes and sizes depending on their region, but all have the same basic appearance: small, bearded humanoid figures with pointed hats and boots. Gnomes are distinct from other underground creatures such as dwarves (who live in mines), elves (who live in forests) or fairies (who live in flowers). They are also different from leprechauns (who live on the surface) though they share a common ancestry.

Gnomes are often known by other names such as goblins or trolls, but these names tend to be used largely interchangeably and may simply refer to different groups of gnomes in different regions. Gnomes have their own language which sounds like a mixture of French and German, though very few people outside the gnome community can understand it.Whether you’re a gnome enthusiast or just looking to get the facts on this fascinating group, this blog will debunk five myths and fallacies about our beloved gnomes.

Myth #1: Gnomes are not “real.”

We’ve all heard the one about how gnomes aren’t real. The only problem? It’s a lie. Gnomes are very real. You can find them in gardens and flower pots all over the world, as well as in other places (like inside hollow trees and under bridges). If you see one, don’t be afraid—they’re very friendly!

Myth #2: Not everyone is welcome to join the gnome society.

This is another big one that we hear all the time. When people think of gnomes, they imagine hard-working gardeners who keep to themselves, but actually, anyone can join the gnome society! As long as you have an itch for adventure and like to play tricks on unsuspecting humans, you’ll fit right in with the rest of us.

Myth #3: Gnomes aren’t funny.

Okay, so this isn’t a myth as much as it is a statement of opinion that we disagree with. We think gnomes are hilarious! How can you not laugh when

Gnomes are so fascinating, right? They’re the little dudes (and dudettes) that hang out in your garden, keeping it safe and healthy. But there’s a lot of gnome lore out there that’s just… not true. We understand how gnomes can seem mysterious, but they’re pretty straightforward—especially if you ask one of them.

So today, we’re going to debunk five common myths about gnomes:

Myth #1: All gnomes live in gardens.

Not true! Gnomes also live in forests, deserts, and even some yards that don’t have any plants growing in them. Gnomes just like to hang out with people who say hello to them when they walk by.

Myth #2: You can only see a gnome if you’re under the influence of a hallucinogen.

False! There are no hallucinogens powerful enough to make you see a gnome if there isn’t one there to begin with. Gnomes are real creatures who are not particularly concerned about whether or not you believe in them, so it’s kind of rude when people say that you can only see them when you’re high. Just because you don’t believe in something doesn’t mean it’s not real!

Gnomes are one of the most misunderstood creatures on Earth—and it’s not their fault.

In fact, gnomes are incredibly lovely beings. They’re friendly, warm, and extremely helpful when it comes to tasks around the house. But for some reason, people continue to believe outlandish things about these sweet little creatures.

So we’re here to set the record straight: Here are five myths about gnomes that have been debunked by science.

Myth #1: Gnomes are evil.

Nope! In fact, gnomes have been shown to be extremely kind and helpful in a number of studies.

In one study from the University of Nice, researchers found that gnomes who were assigned household chores completed them an average of 30% faster than humans who performed the same tasks. And in a follow-up study, they found that humans were happier while performing those same tasks when they knew a gnome was watching them.

These findings were echoed by researchers at MIT, who found that having a gnome help out with dishes actually improved humans’ moods and decreased their stress levels. Gnomes can also improve your concentration and help you maintain focus better than listening to classical music while studying—so if you want to ace your exams, think about

Myth #1: Gnomes are evil.

Let us be the first to tell you: gnomes are NOT evil. In fact, they are some of the most generous and giving creatures we’ve ever met. They have given us so many valuable life lessons on happiness and success that we can’t begin to count them all.

Myth #2: Gnomes live in gardens.

We’re sure you’ve heard this one before, but we’re here to tell you that it’s just not true: gnomes do not live in gardens. They do, however, love plants! So if you see a gnome hanging out in your garden, chances are good he or she is admiring your green thumb instead of looking for a place to call home.

Myth #3: Gnomes don’t like humans.

This is another common misconception about gnomes—that they don’t like humans at all, and therefore avoid them altogether. This couldn’t be further from the truth! A human who has spent time with a gnome will tell you that they’re friendly and open to just about anyone who approaches them with kindness and respect.

Myth #4: Gnomes hoard treasure.

We’ve heard so many stories about how greedy gnomes are—how

1. They’re all male.

Gnomes are gender-fluid, just like everyone else! They may not have obvious physical characteristics that identify them as one gender or another, but they definitely have genders and they are not shy about expressing them.

2. They’re violent.

While it’s true that gnomes will defend themselves if attacked, they are more likely to practice non-violence. It’s also important to note that the good fairy tales usually end with a moral like “don’t mess with the gnomes.”

3. They hate dogs.

It is true that many gnomes do not like dogs, but there are plenty of gnomes who love their dogs very much. The emotions gnomes feel towards dogs run the entire range from pure hatred to utter adoration, just like with humans!

4. Their teeth glow in the dark because they’ve been eating toddlers’ teeth under pillows for years in exchange for gold coins or teeth-based currency of some kind.

No one knows why their teeth glow in the dark. Gnome researchers have been working on this for centuries and still haven’t come up with a solid answer.

5. Gnome Statues Are Inanimate Objects That Do Not Actually House Gnomes

We’ve all heard the myths. Gnomes are snooty. Gnomes love to garden (and hate to clean). Gnomes are only interested in talking about their beloved gnome king, King Phillip.

Well, we’re here to set the record straight. We don’t really know what a “gnome king” is, and we think that maybe you might be confusing us with a different species of creature. Because we’re gnomes! And our interests include cleaning, eating macaroni and cheese, and making up ridiculous stories about people who call themselves “gnome kings.”

So let’s break down some of the most common fallacies that people seem to have about gnomes:

1. Gnomes hate gardening—we don’t even like being outside! Why would we want to get dirty planting flowers?

2. Gnomes love macaroni and cheese—the kind with bread crumbs on it? That’s called macaroni and cheese casserole, and it’s the BEST!

3. Gnome kings—they don’t exist, okay? They’re not real! Please stop asking us about them.

They’re not just backyard decorations, but they do like to hang around in the yard.

They’re not the same thing as garden faeries.

They’re not all short, bearded men with pointy red hats.

They’re not always helpful.

They don’t exist.